~InsomniaComics

I love everybody!

Anyway, it occurred to me that since this website asks people submitting things to 'mature content,' surely we should have also to mark 'immature content,' lest some childishness or innocence ruins some hapless browser's blue mood. I mean, people have built entire careers on things like that. It'd be horrible to see some funny puppies or something, and then have to find a new thing to do because the old one somehow didn't seem important, especially since there was now the possibility of more small animals doing inordinately cute things, possibly even with captions.

Also, I have a cold, and feel as though my tiny little head were stuffed with all the cotton wool in the southern hemisphere, so I must appologise if my burblings are below their usual indulgence.

Also: Google was kind enough to find this amusing little advertisments based, I can only assume, on snatches of misheard conversation, as they certainly have nothing to do with anything I'm talking about.

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[i](Make money from other peoples' misfortune. It works for everyone else!)[/i]

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[i](because [link] was taken)[/i]

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[i](If you don't know the term 'snowball effect,' this offer is for YOU!)[/i]

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[link]
[i](this is only funny if you read the next one)[/i]

[u][b]Mortgage Broker[/b][/u]
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[link]
[i](They probably learned it all from the internet anyhow...)[/i]